- How many u-turns can Joe make in one square mile?
- We have a view of a Trailer Park!!!
- Walgreen's, why hast thou forsaken me?!?!?!?!?
- I am locking my door very quickly. Don't make eye contact with the crazy truck guy.
- Oh, please dear god, don't let those kids sit behind us.
- Uh, Beth...? The elevator is right in front of you.
- Is everything going to be okay? Yes. Is everything going to be okay? Yes. Is everything going to be okay? Yes.
- They have happy hour. With alcohol. Quick, take a bottle! Run! Run!!!

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