1. Put your music player on “random.” Skip songs with not-very interesting titles (such as “Concerto #4 in E minor")
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put “in my pants” after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.
1-Just Another Day In My Pants (Jon Secada) |
2-Under Pressure In My Pants (Queen) |
3-'97 Bonnie & Clyde In My Pants (Tori Amos) |
4-Sing In My Pants (The Carpenters) |
5-Typical Situation In My Pants (Dave Matthews Band) |
6-Do The Walls Come Down In My Pants (Carly Simon) |
7-Resurrection In My Pants (Brian May) |
8-Never Felt This Way In My Pants (Alicia Keys) |
9-Nice Guys Finish Last In My Pants (Green Day) |
10-Mamma Mia In My Pants (ABBA) |
11-A Minor Variation In My Pants (Billy Joel) |
12-Super Duper Love (Are You Diggin' On Me?) In My Pants (Joss Stone) |
13-The Chain In My Pants (Fleetwood Mac) |
14-More Than Love In My Pants (Los Lonely Boys) |
15-Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me) In My Pants (Steely Dan) |
16-Don't Ask Me Why In My Pants (Billy Joel) |
17-Ghost In My Pants (Indigo Girls) |
18-Shine In My Pants (Trey Anastasio) |
19-Laid In My Pants (James) 20-Me and Bobby McGee In My Pants (Janis Joplin) 21-Way Down In My Pants (Tori Amos) 22-Me and Mrs. Jones In My Pants (Billy Paul) 23-Gimme Shelter In My Pants (Rolling Stones) 24-Last Beautiful Girl In My Pants (Matchbox Twenty) 25-Come on Eileen In My Pants (Dexy's Midnight Runners) |
I can't decide. They're all freakin' funny. And I was two songs away from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer...in my pants.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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