Ya Freakin' Loser

Yeah, you know who you are. You're the one who wrote a BAD CHECK to our animal shelter then returned the dog the next day for being too jumpy, even though we warned you he was very jumpy, but you said, "no problem." You also called about how quickly you could get your refund, since we'd already taken your check to the bank. Trouble is, your refund was already in the mail by the time the bank informed us your check had bounced. Three times I've tried to redeposit it, and three times you haven't even had $90 in your account for your damn check to clear.

It's one thing if you have timing issues. Everyone has them. But three times? And you've already cashed our check. You just cheated a non-profit organization that finds homes for hundreds of animals a year. That $90 could have gone to several spays/neuters. Or bought a truck full of cat litter. Or paid one of our hard-working employees for the day.

You stoopid, white trash, hoosier beeyatch. May Kharma beat your ass, and may a dog piss on what's left of you.